Canecdote

When you're Canadian trying to tell an anecdote that will make you seem cool, but you're too cucked to deliver.

-Dude!! Let me tell you an awesome story, last night I was at the cinema and this giant titties girl walks past...
-LOL and what, did you fuck her?
-Erm, um, not really, I got nervous when she walked past me....
-Pfff, nice Canecdote!

by magic_mac July 16, 2018

Canephew

A sibling's male dog. Portmanteau of Canine and Nephew.

My sister's new dog is a boxer mix. She asked me to watch him this weekend and how could I ever say no to my little canephew.

by MusicManSteve July 23, 2018

Cane

It is a racial slur in Jamaican about how large there poops are

Wow that is one large cane

by Ilikepoopypoop August 31, 2019

ceanno

A very loyal and supportive friend. Not a good relationship partner AT ALL! Gets jealous over many little things but will never admit to it. Does not like to talk things out. Are a do now think later type of person. Very sexy. Knows how to make someone feel special. Very honestly and bold. Does not do a lot of talking. Anger issues! Very protective over people that mean a lot to them.

Ceanno can make me feel so special sometimes then goes and makes me realize I’m just like anyone else.

by Sydney ..... June 15, 2019

ceave

The crease along a man's ballsack, right between the balls

Donnie: "I'm so embarrassed! My ceave is only like 3 inches..."
Kevin: "It's alright, bro. Now I'm going to lick it clean in a jiffy."
Donnie: "Remember, we gotta say no homo afterward!"

by naked cock & penis & anus guy January 7, 2020

Cean

A ginger hair slave to Her loving friends

Omg look at Her, I swear she is a cean!

by Weirdoki June 21, 2020

Canerblet

A fancy term for calling somebody a nerd.

Duglas: hey Jerry your such a canerblet

Derry: please stop eating my blanket

Duglas: you canerblet this is clearly a fruit roll up

Jerry: ok then...

by noodledoodle82 May 4, 2020