Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010

Carpet Tree

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.

This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.

by metoo1115 October 28, 2011

carpet muching

The wrong way to spell carpet munching

I ment to spell carpet munching but I spelt carpet muching

by Roobee Toozday June 21, 2016

The White Carpet

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.

It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.

"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1

"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2

"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1

by Doobel December 1, 2016

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

carpet eater

carpet eater means Hitler.

Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.

by Ballhead Smith December 4, 2003