Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time
by Genious817adam May 15, 2019
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Carpet Brother

is the term for a straight guy that hangs out with lesbians
Hey did you hear Blake is hanging out with Steph?
Yeah, total carpet brother.
by alekeit July 23, 2011
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The White Carpet

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.

It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1

"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2

"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
by Doobel December 01, 2016
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gypsy carpet

The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.
Cory: Where have my chests gone?

Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil

Cory:Never mind I just died
by BigDaddyDouglas May 24, 2018
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Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.
I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.
by TomCat7770 February 11, 2010
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Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score
That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.
by jbszee December 12, 2008
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carpet eater

carpet eater means Hitler.
Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.
by Ballhead Smith December 05, 2003
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