cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

cardboard balls

When you initially go balls to the wall but last second pussy out of it.

I'm going for it, I'm going for it, balls to the wall!
Actually I won't. I've got cardboard balls!

by julians96 January 22, 2025

Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Cardom

This term is attributed to the achievement of the ultimate form of orgasmic expression. To acquire this rank, you must ejaculate, defecate, and vomit simultaneously. Only a very select few individuals across time have been able to obtain this rank - such as Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein, Nostradamus and Elon Musk.

Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.

The secret to achieving Cardom was revealed to Tom Hanks during filming of the DaVinci Code

Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release

by Spanky Finkelstein February 24, 2025

Cardonomics

The act of buying and selling on pokemon cards (or trading cards in general) in order to make a profit, to complete a collection, or both.

Portmanteau of (trading) card and economics

In order to make a bit more money, I decided to get into the cardonomics business.

by ErPhox05 July 31, 2025

Cardiognosis

Cardiognosis (n.) — A moment or state whereby a person’s heart condition is measured to weigh the depth, sincerity, and truth of their thoughts. Coined in 2025 by Emmanuel Isaac Evanson (Nigeria).

Before making his final decision, he entered a state of cardiognosis, letting his heart weigh his thoughts.

True wisdom requires cardiognosis — the heart must measure what the mind conceives.

by Emmanuel Isaac Evanson September 12, 2025