Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.

"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."

by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010

op cannon

(pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.

"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"

A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"

A: "wooorrrddd..."

by pumpkineater February 24, 2014

Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

Star Cannon

Another word for your butthole.

You could hear the gas ejecting from his star cannon.

by koehlerdus May 20, 2020

Cambodian Cannon

When you place your balls in your partners asshole

I used the Cambodian Cannon on denise.

by Butthole Punching July 5, 2022

Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage is a 4 time champion

You're like Cannon Gage and Sebastian Vettel

by CAHERMAN March 15, 2022

Horchata Cannons

A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.

Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!

by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023