Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.

OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.

by Robmaninator1 January 15, 2011

keri cannon

Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline

Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"

by Bigbootyfrigginthot November 13, 2019

rib cannons

Very large breasts on an otherwise smaller woman. So large that they're almost out of porportion.

Jeez, did you see the Rib Cannons on that lil' lady? I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems..

by stix J January 26, 2011

guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011

Cannon Fire

When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.

Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times

You: But dude did you use cannon fire

Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next

by Retard Mike December 5, 2018

Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.

Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'

by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021