You're like Cannon Gage and Sebastian Vettel
by CAHERMAN March 15, 2022
1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline
Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
by Bigbootyfrigginthot November 13, 2019
by Butthole Punching July 06, 2022
A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.
(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.
by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010
Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!
by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023
When a man nuts (or cums) into another mans urethra then they nut back into your mouth forcing you to swallow creating a snowball effect.
KYLE: Aye Jim you wanna get together with the boys and do a snowball cannon?
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!
by The_Crotch_Fire March 25, 2019