Callum

Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him
Callum a pedo
by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019
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an 8 year old boy who hears his brother slap his meat to anime girls on youtube
by ixwonn_ November 23, 2021
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This guy will always make you feel like a queen, he will always say cute things that he really means and will never let you down. Plus, he is the perfect lover, always paying attention to you and making you feel the best.

If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.
- Oh beans, i met a Callum last week
- Wow man, you're so lucky!
by FishnIverns March 02, 2018
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Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.
"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"
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Callum is a small man
by Bezzies July 09, 2021
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The most amazing gay person you'll ever meet. He is sweet and kind but has the ability to be a right asshole sometimes. Really sensitive, especially when it comes to Fortnite and coming out. Loves to take it in the backdoor.
Callum is one of the good types of gay people.
by JammyDodger21 October 09, 2022
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by Meowshka April 03, 2020
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