Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face

Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face

by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024

Crumb

Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.

Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.

by Distortus Dongasaurus September 9, 2021

Crumb

(V.)

The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.

Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.

by TheCrumbMan January 1, 2024

Crumb Punk

A softer, more artistically gifted breed of the common dirty hipster.

"That was a total crumb punk party last night."
"Yeah, he hangs out with crumb punks now."

by Scry Love April 15, 2014

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

Crumb Soup

Gravy made from batter bits left in cooking oil after frying meat.

Please add an extra scoop of that Crumb Soup on my mashed potatoes.

by Sunrise6771 February 27, 2024

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017