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Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
by Spinman75 November 9, 2009
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cocking out

cocking out is when one is done with sexual relations for the day. Similar to clocking out from a workplace.
Girl: Let's fuck some more.

Guy: Sorry babe, i'm cocking out for the day.
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suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.
by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006
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cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house
These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.
by south park mexican March 18, 2004
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Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010
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Cookie Butt

the feeling you get after you take a shit where it seems like no matter how many times you wipe it feels like there are still poo particles around your ass.
"Man that was a messy shit. it gave me a bad case of cookie butt"
by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008
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Black Cookie

A Black mans cock asking if a girl wants to have sex with you
by E10Jeffers December 21, 2007
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