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Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.
The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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closet freak girl

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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Closet Creep

Closet creep occurs when understood boundaries are ignored in shared closet space.
There are understood to be boundaries in a shared closet. Two people, each have half the space available to them to use as they wish.

One goes to their space in the closet to find other's clothes in their space; you would sense closet creep
by urban bullet August 23, 2011
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Closet heterosexual

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar
Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl
by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015
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closet emo

Says their not emo, probably has never self-harmed (SAYS THAT MAKES THEM NOT EMO), owns one mainstream band t-shirt, and secretly hates them self. wears darker clothes but not black, and wears heavy eye makeup.

probably identify as grunge, or punk but lets be real we know they're probably more scared to admit their emo than a gay kid at bible camp.
by ThAtBiTcHdebbra May 4, 2017
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closet trick

when you watch 2 or more people have sex undetected in the closet or closest similar place (e.g. - behind a chair, etc.). To take it one step further, include a meal for youorself, like Taco Bell soft tacos out of their wrapper. Eating is very satisfying while getting away with this perve maneuver.
Once I watched my boy tag his chick while I hid in the close to fohis room and ate Taco Bell during the whole thing....She never knew we pulled a closet trick!!
by broker85032 August 29, 2006
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closet-goth

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.
1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.
by Meth December 11, 2003
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