Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Jesus Christ

The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.

If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.

by tuktuk December 28, 2005

Chad Christ

The Long lost brother of Jesus Christ, who happens to be gay!

God: Chad Christ ! Where were you when your brother was being nailed to that cross?
Chad: Oh, I was teaching prostitutes to have the gag reflex of a god.

God: Oh, Chad.

by ChadChrist April 25, 2017

Jeter Christ

Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.

by Luigi May 19, 2004

Gangsta[for]Christ

A person who took to crime, gangs, drugs, and/or violence, to find exceptance and truth, had a hopeless past and future but found the Lord Jesus, in Christian terms,(got saved), and God changed them, forgave them of their past, took their guilt and made them new, then used their experiences, gained through living this way, to help those still trapped, to be free from that way of life and find what it is that is missing, through a relationship with God.

(Can be written Gangsta4Christ.)

(An extract from the Life application bible)

"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!'.
Isaiah 49:9.

"Through you (Laura) i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord)am giving you your freedom".

A GangstaforChrist is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring Christ(to) the lost.

by Laura Solomon..x.Gangsta4Christ.x, England February 24, 2008

James Christ

The Father of Zombies. James Christ is the brother of Christian symbol, Jesus Christ, who lived around the time of Christ in his childhood home of Nazareth. James was killed accidentally, and resurected by his older brother.

Sadly, Jesus had yet to perfect the skill of necromancy, and his brother returned from the grave only to continue to rot and decay.

No one likes a zombie, so James headed off into the wilderness to be alone. He raised some zombies to play with, and they have continued to create more zombies to keep company.

James Christ is often ignored by the Christian church, as he shows a sign of Jesus' weakness. He is also VERY smelly.

none available. Watch your back, James Christ reigns supreme!

by Nate Compton July 6, 2006