by shsudicidjbsd November 23, 2020
Get the Celia mug.The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.
"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
by c-brown June 24, 2005
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A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.
Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.
by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007
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"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."
"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."
by CKJ411 February 4, 2012
Get the Mop The Ceiling mug.Celia is literally the best human you'll ever get to know. If you are someone important in her life, you should truly feel lucky. She is the one person you'll meet that will find any positive perspective in a situation, she's the strongest, the most gorgeous and the funniest person you'll get to be friends with. Please take care of her, she'll always try to be kind no matter the relation she has to you. Celia if you see this, you're my soulmate I've always been looking for.
I love you Celiolito
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by hanaaaaaaaa April 20, 2021
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She cares for her friends so much… like so much. It makes me happy to be honest. Her smile is so pure and she’s so talented. Just hanging around with her or texting her makes me feel amazing. NOT IN A GAY WAY- she’s just one of my best friends and I’m happy my other best friend got us to meet. She’s so funny but knows when to be serious. That’s all. 💓💝💘💖💞
She cares for her friends so much… like so much. It makes me happy to be honest. Her smile is so pure and she’s so talented. Just hanging around with her or texting her makes me feel amazing. NOT IN A GAY WAY- she’s just one of my best friends and I’m happy my other best friend got us to meet. She’s so funny but knows when to be serious. That’s all. 💓💝💘💖💞
by Bung33cum July 8, 2021
Get the Cailin 🐴 mug.John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
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