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Carson

i love carson
why
he has big p
by berbien June 8, 2022
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Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.
Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay
by Kkoofy March 13, 2020
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Carson

A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger
Carson why is there orange semon on sophie
by My pp hurts May 21, 2019
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Carson Drake

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake
by DrakeCB November 23, 2021
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Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition
My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee
by April fools Carson April 1, 2021
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Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022
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