credit card

1: (n) A piece of plastic with an intangible monetary value behind it.

2: (v) The act of falling on your skateboard when it is in an upright position between your legs, thus giving any spectators the impression that you are swiping your ass with it. This can be followed by pain either in the testicular or anal regions.

by rumbletag December 30, 2002

throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.

hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card

by ian the d February 24, 2004

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2004

pimp card

a card u give to bitches with ur information on it followed by a firm opean palm slap on the ass

i gave some hot bitch my pimp card last night

by moe bitches July 29, 2006

B-Card

a person's butthole virginity

I almost lost my b-card to the "oops" approach!

by The Chick December 5, 2004

Tard Card

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012

woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.

1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.

by spootyhead July 31, 2016