trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023

golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.

Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.

by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018

Kamand(Candy)

She is known to have many talents , Sleeping , eating , Sarcasm , ... But Seriously She is so caring and smart :)
Sometimes She can be a nerd but she still can be cute and hot af

+ : "Do you know the name of the hot and cute chick in my class???!"
- : "of course , its Kamand , Everybody call her candy."
+ : HMMM Kamand(Candy)

by SmartAss God November 5, 2022

Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

by didegerdoo2112 November 1, 2019

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

by bcstar80 March 16, 2008

Stoner Candy

Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.

Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.

by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011

easy as candy

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise

(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...

by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010