Matt: Dude, how did you make out with that nasty cougar last night?
Tim: Well, the bitch looked ok until i got her pants down.
Matt: Yeah, what was up?
Tim: She obviously squeezed out a couple of kids. Her c-stop looked like a package of shaved roast beef. Nassstay.
Tim: Well, the bitch looked ok until i got her pants down.
Matt: Yeah, what was up?
Tim: She obviously squeezed out a couple of kids. Her c-stop looked like a package of shaved roast beef. Nassstay.
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Get the c nuggs mug.Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
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Get the C-Okay mug.French phrase when translated into English means "It's/That's a cunt(sometimes bitch)." Generally said as an angry interjection/insult towards someone/ something distasteful.
Example 1.
Person: C'est une pute Abbigail! (talking to a waywardly pet that has defecated on the floor)
Example 2.
Person 1: Look at those prosti-tots over there.
Person 2: yeah I know they have their camel knuckles hanging out of their shorts. C'est une pute.
Person: C'est une pute Abbigail! (talking to a waywardly pet that has defecated on the floor)
Example 2.
Person 1: Look at those prosti-tots over there.
Person 2: yeah I know they have their camel knuckles hanging out of their shorts. C'est une pute.
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"I'm taking second summer session, so I'll be there in July."
"I'm taking second summer session, so I'll be there in July."
by pappybake July 6, 2008
Get the C Stat mug.Dude 1: Yo that chick is mad cute bro.
Dude 2: I know bro shes a C.P.A
Dude 1: Wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
Dude 2: No dumbass shes a cutie pie with an ass.
Dude 2: I know bro shes a C.P.A
Dude 1: Wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
Dude 2: No dumbass shes a cutie pie with an ass.
by zmmnaway October 27, 2010
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