shoved butthole

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and a third party applying pressure with hands inside ones rectum. Causing the rectum to prolapse.

Quit eating pretzels or I am going to give you a shoved butthole.

by zoiquilla December 23, 2015

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

Butthole Harvest

A penis among many hungry buttholes, usually during a full moon

Man I was at this chicks house last night and all her friends peeled panties and showed starfish, it was a butthole harvest like none other.

by nigerianspicpickle August 7, 2015

mean butthole

When you are being a poopy butthole and fucking your mom

I won’t invite you to my sleepover mean butthole and you stole my toy Dino

by Shusuajan February 26, 2022

Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.

God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.

by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019

Butthole Boy

Weasley

WEASLEY IS A BUTTHOLE BOY

by This really is Santa July 11, 2023

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016