Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 28, 2022

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Smokey Butthole

-Noun

-Verb: Smokey Buttholing
-Adective: Smokey Buttholed

We were smoking from my friends elephant bowl with the trunk for suction and the carb was the butthole, every time when we hit the bowl an cherried it the elephant filled with smoke and wed say "smokey butthole" as we pass it off.

- "Dude that smokey butthole was soo good"

by M@rty Mcfly October 13, 2011

butthole button

The art of finding the anal G-Spot.

Damn, he really hit my butthole button last night. I got so dripping wet!

by bitch1980 January 21, 2016

butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."

"Hey, butthole plumber!"

by Head Plumber May 23, 2013

Butthole shot

It's like a bellyshot, but you pour the liquid into the persons butthole and drink it from there.

Dude, the party last night was crazy! Two girls started taking butthole shots in the livingroom! I had the weirdest boner the whole time!

by Zsama August 16, 2017