bus-fucked

a metaphor / figure of speech..

when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..

similar to a clusterfuck

oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me

by Ex-Felthamite November 29, 2011

Bus Slime

Refers to females when they ejaculate.

This girl bus slime on my legs.

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

Bus ppl

The kool ppl who get on the 35/35a in abingdon i.e Hannah Kruger, Rae Workman, Ollie Ealy, Larryc, Laura Harris and Ben the epic dinosaur

Everyday we ge in the bus to didcot yay

by Larryc July 2, 2004

bus tread

A man's shoe, or anyone's work shoe, usually old and worn.

I've worn these old bus treads all through High School.

by Pony guy June 2, 2005

Bus Driver

Slang for Budweiser beer.

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.

by JCroce October 22, 2008

Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.

"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."

by cavefish April 20, 2009