Buffalo is a drinking game that you can only play if you agree to play for life. There's no blood contract, but there might as well be. The rules are as follow:
-A buffalo player must always hold his or her drink
in his or her non-dominant hand. If you are ambidextrous you must declare a hand of choice prior to entering the game (for life).
-a failure to follow the first rule results in the ability for another buffalo player to call "BUFFALO!" on you. At this point you must chug your entire beer.
-There are many caveats. If a beer is in your dominant hand and also placed on a table or on your shoulder, or if you manage to inconspicuously touch your drink with any part of your non-dominant hand, then if "BUFFALO" is called it doesn't count. This is known as a "false buffalo," and the offending false accuser must then chug their beer.
-Another occasion in which the "false buffalo" rule can be invoked is if you are double fisting. This creates many interesting scenarios, as you can attempt to trick people by holding a beer in your dominant hand while holding one in your other hand also, perhaps under the table, behind your back, maybe in the pocket of a hoodie. Both beers must be open and must contain at least some beer for it to be a "false buffalo," otherwise youve been the victim of a legit buffalo call. Inducing a false buffalo is generally more respected than calling a successful one.
-Athletes may wish to incorporate "water buffalo" to stay hydrated.
-A buffalo player must always hold his or her drink
in his or her non-dominant hand. If you are ambidextrous you must declare a hand of choice prior to entering the game (for life).
-a failure to follow the first rule results in the ability for another buffalo player to call "BUFFALO!" on you. At this point you must chug your entire beer.
-There are many caveats. If a beer is in your dominant hand and also placed on a table or on your shoulder, or if you manage to inconspicuously touch your drink with any part of your non-dominant hand, then if "BUFFALO" is called it doesn't count. This is known as a "false buffalo," and the offending false accuser must then chug their beer.
-Another occasion in which the "false buffalo" rule can be invoked is if you are double fisting. This creates many interesting scenarios, as you can attempt to trick people by holding a beer in your dominant hand while holding one in your other hand also, perhaps under the table, behind your back, maybe in the pocket of a hoodie. Both beers must be open and must contain at least some beer for it to be a "false buffalo," otherwise youve been the victim of a legit buffalo call. Inducing a false buffalo is generally more respected than calling a successful one.
-Athletes may wish to incorporate "water buffalo" to stay hydrated.
by El Capitan Monsiuer Bisch January 27, 2010
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"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"
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n. - To finger blast a girl after eating buffalo wings or after applying hot sauce to one's fingers. This act can be given to a girl out of fetish, or as an act of hate fucking.
That girl is into some kinky shit. Last night I gave her a buffalo blaster.
I buffalo blasted your mom.
I buffalo blasted your mom.
by Manley December 15, 2008
Get the buffalo blaster mug.a game played between all the male members of a party in which everyone throws in ten to twenty dollars a person before the party starts. during the party whomsoever should take home the fattest ugliest girl there (the "buffalo") wins the prize money you must first disclose the location so that your friends can walk in and get the proof
by cumminscomp5.9 March 4, 2009
Get the Buffalo mug.a very simple drinking game that can be understood and played by all. the rules are simple: if you take a drink with your dominant hand, and if another person notices this and calls "buffalo", you must chug the rest of your drink. no exceptions.
man 1: (takes drink with right hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: shit. (chugs drink)
man 1: (takes drink with left hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: fucker, i'm right handed
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: shit. (chugs drink)
man 1: (takes drink with left hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: fucker, i'm right handed
by parlejeudi July 11, 2009
Get the buffalo mug.(v.) The act of taming a wild stallion.
Note: Often used to described the taming of a man or beast who displays a spirit very similar to that of a stallion.
Note: Often used to described the taming of a man or beast who displays a spirit very similar to that of a stallion.
..so I grabbed my end of the lasso as firm as I could while I got on that mare's back, and then I buffalo bill'd that horsey 'til only one of us was left standing.
by arf79 July 13, 2010
Get the Buffalo Bill mug.(v) 1 The action by a woman of applying buffalo sauce to her genitals to entice her chicken obsessed partner. 2 The insertion of a chicken wing into an orifice intended to be consumed during intercourse.
Bone in or Bone out?
"What is that burning" George Lopez said, "Thats the Buffalo Suprise" Lady Ga Ga replied.
Her girlfriend loved to stop by Buffalo Wild Wings well she was in for a Buffalo Suprise when she got home.
"What is that burning" George Lopez said, "Thats the Buffalo Suprise" Lady Ga Ga replied.
Her girlfriend loved to stop by Buffalo Wild Wings well she was in for a Buffalo Suprise when she got home.
by Sam Ralfenstein June 30, 2011
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