Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.

Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.

by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011

dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

by dorothy parker March 3, 2014

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

Break you off

Have rough sex till the girl is incoherent

Girl: hey are you ready for tonight
Boy: yeah babe ima break you off

by Willy1982 July 28, 2014

Breakfast

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

by Chick mag January 14, 2010

break through

To smoke enough DMT for a very immersive and intense trip, usually lasts around 15 minutes and in which almost all connection to the real world is lost. Many who have broken through describe it as a life changing experience, but other than that the trip is indescribable.

Yo man I got some DMT u wanna break through tonight?
Nah man I did last night, that was some freaky shit.

by dsltmd November 2, 2011

breaking dawn

What is this "Breaking Dawn" you speak of? Fourth Twilight book?
No, the saga ended at Eclipse. There is no such thing as Renesmee, Bella's nasty hormones, or stuffing her face with eggs that Edward made for her on their unrealistic island in the sun, or Jacob becoming just as much of a pedophile as Edward is.
No.
Breaking Dawn never happened. It was just a bad dream people. Wake up now.

Last page of Eclipse:
"I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me...
but then I turned back around and forced that filthy bloodsucker to turn Bella into a vampire before he could knock her up so that little monster was never born, and then I hooked up with Leah. Happily ever after."
Breaking Dawn. Pssht.

by Uhhmm. No. January 11, 2009