phone book

Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.
I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids.
by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006
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Book Shit

To run away really, really fast.

eg. To book it, or to book shit
1. The cops are coming! Book shit, book shit!
by jonasballerk June 27, 2009
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The Book Of Mormon

A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.
Harry: I like South Park.

Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.

Harry: ???

Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.

Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
by I_am_a_Mormon July 25, 2011
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book smart

A term used by D-students to rationalize their academic failings.
I might be a sociology major with a 1.5 GPA, but that just means I'm not BOOK smart!
by CrunchyCookie November 22, 2010
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doorstop book

A large, boring book, generally considered a classic that can, and usually is, used as a doorstop instead of being read.
I never got through War and Peace. It's such a doorstop book.
by Quinby November 17, 2009
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book google

When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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book of words

1. The instructions, user or technical manual for a piece of equipment.

2. By inference, any important piece of documentation, either as treeware or in electronic form.

"Where's the Book of Words for the router ?"

"I've logged the fault in the Book of Words."
by Eighth of Seven January 14, 2007
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