Filthy Blair

When a guy gets his girlfriend to take a shit on his cock and balls followed recieving a blowjob from her smearing shit all over her mouth. Then once you blow in her mouth, you seal the deal by giving her a good night kiss.

Man, I got so fuckin high last night. I passed out and woke up to a filthy blair. Fuck me.

by FriendlyDude69 October 25, 2009

blar

(verb) to stick one's finger up another's behind. meant to be funny.

haha my friends tried to blar me last night when i got out of the car.

by l0serl0ser July 7, 2005

Blairgacy

A legacy of mess and destruction that can be left behind and forgotten about simply by relinquishing one's position of power.

"I can't believe Tony Blair managed to stay in power for 10 years!"
"Yeah, but he's sure left behind one hell of a Blairgacy!"

by Finger Jockey July 29, 2007

blair

A Blair is a total womaniser.
Women find him totally irresistable.
Once they kiss him he's guaranteed to have sex with them.

That guy is a total Blair.
She doesn't stand a chance.

by chenzo September 16, 2008

Blaire ROFLing

The funniest kid ever. He can always leave you ROFLling. Also known as Tony Blaire ROFLing.

Blair ROFLing left me ROFLing.

by Eszett November 14, 2004

blaireagoogle

a girl called blaire that has a friend called martin

you blaireagoogle yeh

by martin,martin December 24, 2008

Tony Blair

A turd that will not flush.

For fuck sake, someone has abandoned a Tony Blair in the toilet, the fucker won't flush it just keeps bobbing back up.

by Scrupulous81 April 23, 2017