benign bitching

Venting with non-malicious intent, as to not hurt someone’s feelings.

Person 1: You are always bitching about your friends. I’m surprised you still have any!
Person 2: It’s just benign bitching. I just need to get things off my chest.

by GrillDaddyDeluxe February 3, 2018

Metal Bitchin’

Describes cool, yet shitty things

Alondra: live life to the fullest just to die by a furry what a way to go.
Aiden: metal bitchin’

by Cute brown girl March 13, 2018

Bitch/Bitching

The next level of shanking a person

Ooo they gonna Bitch/Bitching me

by The special Moron December 15, 2018

Bobby-Bitching

When somebody can’t handle the thought that people don’t want to constantly argue on their social media platforms. Bobby-Bitchers usually can’t accept that their opinion isn’t the only one and differences of opinion escape their grasp.

“Will you shut the fuck up? Nobody wants to listen to your Bobby-Bitching

by Don’tknow-Don’tcare December 17, 2018

Penny bitching

Ultimate continuous penny-pinching, unwilling to spend money, saving every penny

My girlfriend is always penny bitching when I want to go on a weekend trip with my friends

by Berry_ann May 27, 2019

The BitchinYeoman

When a male poker player inserts huge black anal beads in their ass then using their handheld Muppet, rip them out at the speed of light. The corresponding pain and sound of a chainsaw starting up is the ritualistic mating call for all other terrible poker players, forcing them to converge on his location and dump their entire poker life savings into his lap. The act of performing the BitchinYeoman has helped the most basic and non-intelligent of poker players amass huge bankrolls. Only the most dedicated and luckiest of players will perform this ritual in an effort to call down the poker gods and have them lay fortune at their feet. Having large amounts of disposable income or having married into even more is also beneficial.

"Hey honey, there is a huge poker game at Johnny's tonight. Can you help me lube up these beads so I can perform the BitchinYeoman before I leave?"

by CheddarThief April 14, 2020

Dumb Bitching

The exact happenings of when Ant Bentler and Haley Mack collide in a conversation.
A repetition of idiotic phrases and mediocre roasting on a constant and frequent basis

“Oh no, Ant and Haley are back to dumb bitching again”
“What are they doing” “They’re dumb bitching, it’s fine, they’re actually best friends”

by stop taking the names I want September 29, 2020