begeezus

Adjective, usually precced with the preposition "the". a morally safe way to violated one of the ten commandments with the negative cosmic repercussions (assuming of course one such event is possible to begin with)

"When they were walking in that tunnel under the bike path Nick like stepped out from behind the bushes and scared the begeezus out of Shela and Ramon; hence the skid marks in Ramons gym shorts which ended in what has become refered to by some who shall remain nameless (LaDonna Pergotello you skank) school rally incident on 2005".

by Priz Biz Sage July 26, 2005

beigel

A word used by those who are unable to pronounce bagel properly; presumably because they have a cock in their mouth.

Persons who use the word beigel are often profoundly retarded and should be cared for appropriately.

Hey guys, I just bought a beigel

by Dave the legend October 20, 2019

Dome Begger

To beg for dome. Can be used by a boy begging for dome, or a girl begging to give dome.

John: "Why won't you get with that girl?"
Jake: "You didn't hear? She's a dome begger".

by CMAC0952 September 9, 2010

genie beager

a flask with a big sphere at the bottom. commonly known in science as a round bottomed flask.

were gonna do this experiement with a genie beager

by nuggetlove February 20, 2012

Justin Beiber

An evil satanic 10 year old girl trying to take over the universe with his horrible singing.

May the Gods have mercy on Justin Beiber

by Greekian1 May 7, 2016

Beiber Fever

"Beiber Fever" is your body's natural reaction to hearing and/or seeing anything remotely related to Justin Beiber (songs, posters, etc.). If you have a strong immune system you will only develop Beiber fever instead of getting sick in other, more fatal ways. Symptoms of Beiber Fever include coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, and severe depression. To cure Beiber Fever, simply expose yourself either to something that a heterosexual male would enjoy or some real music. Remedies take 1-2 minutes to take full effect.

Justin Beiber's songs have hit record sales, and with it a Beiber Fever epidemic is circling the globe. So far, about 2,300 have died world wide from listening to Beiber's over-rated, sub-par "music" and over 90,000 have been hospitalized.....

by Ov3r 9O0O January 5, 2011

beignets

Used to refer to someones 'butt'. A cousin of biscuits & buns. They are higly addictive.

I can't wait to get my hands on your beignets.

Can have a bite of your beignets?

by kind bud July 21, 2005