Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.

Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "

Beef strokinoff by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015

beef boner 

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

beef boner by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

beef and brocolli

Green and brown 3 quarter timbs which got it's nickname in NYC for their colors. The originals were always green and brown up until 98 when they started to flip the colors. Now you must specify the color when describing your beef and brocs. For instance...

Yo, I just picked up the blue and grey beef and brocolli timbs to go with the Yankee fitted...

beef and brocolli by Rob Black the dude November 10, 2006

Beef Wellington 

Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.

The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.

Beef Wellington by Papa Ray June 15, 2012

Beef Jerky 

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

Beef Jerky by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

Beef Jerky 

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

Beef Jerky by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

beef bus 

A beef bus is a a Penis

Parking the Beef Bus in Tuna Town

beef bus by Pod November 14, 2004