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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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go fuck yourself

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, they are encouraging you to shove your penis up your own asshole by bending it backwards. Or, if you're a female, to grab the nearest phallic object(s) and penetrate your orifices repeatedly. The connotation is that you'll probably enjoy it and will stop annoying everyone.
Broke Ass: "Hey man, can I have one of your beers out of the fridge?"

Working Man: "Go fuck yourself."
by Sled Dog Fucker January 26, 2011
mugGet the go fuck yourselfmug.

drive yourself away

a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time
Since gtfo by itself is too boorish and rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically get lost.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2014
mugGet the drive yourself awaymug.
The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.
That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.
by BroamChomsky February 7, 2014
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Toss yourself silly

To masturbate numerous amounts of time in a row
Bob: What did you do on saturday?
Alf Goonit: Me and Arsenegger tossed ourselves silly
by Rob2 March 8, 2005
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Knock yourself out

A term for: Do whatever the hell you want, it doesn't bother me.
"dad, can i go to the park?"
"Can you get there yourself?"
"Yeah"
"well then, knock yourself out."
by donnald duck June 10, 2005
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Go fuck yourself

What I like to post on YouTube when I see those dumbass comments from those ungrateful moronic bots that post “I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......
Karen: You're fucking disgraceful and the world and everything centers around me and no one but me!
Me: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021
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