Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 13, 2010

soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.

Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.

by Pitmonkey December 16, 2009

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.

Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”

by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019

downy soft

Generally a very soft person that is not tough and too nice and lets people get away with things

When Mike stole johns phone he was being downy soft

by yeet890 March 16, 2017