201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009

dyt i bamsen

A danish way to say: "Fuck her right in the pussy!", just a bit more gently.

Or a different meaning: Putting your dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong (penis) into a girls vagina.

"Ska' du ha' et dyt i bamsen? Tør du ikke tage chancen? Det da helt normalt." - Fra "Dyt i Bamsen" af Rollo og King

by HvorSkalViSoveINat October 18, 2015

playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.

Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."

by Renaissance December 4, 2005

41st base

Having a picure of a chimp buttsex you while raping the watch channel.

Guy 1: Guess what! I got 41st base!
Guy 2: you are really alone aren't you...

by XSoulHeadshotX October 18, 2008

Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

by McDousher February 4, 2012

Bausen's Law

Bausen's Law 175=300

Bausen's Law its worth plate=kill

by Tarpe September 5, 2023

base layer

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks

I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.

by rcp72 April 27, 2009