North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

Second Base

One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

14th base

plain and simple...fisting!

hey man, i bruised my wrist on 14th base last nite!

by blahblahb lahhdhssd July 10, 2006

Based Out

One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.

Skor: "I got a detention slip, bruh."
Tek: "Why?"
Skor: "For being too based out!"

by heck5 January 20, 2011

desi first base

making eye contact with another person, preferably one of the opposite sex (or you will be severely punished)

It was love at first sight yaar - I reached desi first base yesterday with anarkali and she reciprocated!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009

playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.

Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."

by Renaissance December 4, 2005