bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

bacon torpedo by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Bacon Lady 

A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.

Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.

Bacon Lady by MC July 9, 2006

bacon burn 

Bacon burn is a rash specifically on the inner thighs of a fat person from walking. The thighs are so fat, they rub up against each other when the person is walking, and causes burning, chaffing and redness, similar to the sight of bacon.

Oh man, that chick is so fat, her thighs are walking around each other; she must get bad bacon burn. Or:
Yo, that fat chick is burning some bacon, you see that?

bacon burn by Ridizog June 1, 2004

Bacon Beard 

The sorry result of eating a bacon sandwich where the undercooked fat of the bacon inadvertently pulls the rest of the bacon out of the sandwich onto your chin leaving a beard of Ketchup or HP Sauce. Deadly when combined with a Bacon Banjo.

Mmm, really looking forward to this amazing Bacon Butty <chomp> <stretch> <slap> .... ar shit, which mofo didnt cook the bacon properly? Got a right bacon beard now.

Bacon Beard by Tenman May 14, 2010

Bacon Breath 

immediately following hard pounding anal sex but before ejaculation you pull out of the still gaping anus and then suck the air from the anal cavity and then blow the air into your partners face

Did you hear that Jeff gave bacon breath to sally? She slapped the taste out of his mouth.

Bacon Breath by kickinrocks October 21, 2010

bacon strip 

noun

1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing

Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting

(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)

"Jerri, your bacon strip is sizzling!"

bacon strip by Emme December 6, 2003

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese 

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011