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First Pee

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.
by KapinKrunch December 30, 2011
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Balls First

A contemporary skiing technique where one thrusts their groin forward so that their testicles are out in front at all times. Also effective for boules and frisbee.
"The best way to go down the maintain is balls first!"
by Howdybums May 20, 2013
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First man

Sails on a boat of some description for free if it’s not one it’s the other used to be his favvas now it’s any woman that will gamble on him
He’s living for free with someone he’s a first man of that ship RT
by Allyq12 January 11, 2020
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January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho
"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail
by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020
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First Batch

Old gays tryna get picked. Prime example @SandileTembe1
Chile, the first batch was God’s first mistake
by KulturedQueer March 12, 2021
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First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).
Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.
by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016
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First Class

The nicest place on an airplane.

A song made by Jack Harlow.
I ride in first class. - a very wise man

Yo my man, have you listened to First Class by Jack Harlow yet? - Xander
by taxitaco January 2, 2023
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