bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.

Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.

by CptFalcon November 25, 2014

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Besticle

(N); a best friend who never leaves your side, they are more valuable then your testicles themselves.

"Hi I would like you to meet Sara. She is my Besticle."

by SaToria Jackhunt August 18, 2008

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Beestiality

to have sexual intercourse with bees by placing them in your rear end while covered in honey and watching the bee movie

yeah, i walked into susans room yesterday and saw her committing beestiality.

by jaiisgay August 19, 2017

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Note: I deliberately spelt this word wrong, as many people are. If you need a definition, see bestiality or zoophile but be warned, those definitions are full of entries by scum (see the 1st definition) who think that it's okay to rape dogs as long as they don't bite. Just because it doesn't bite doesn't make it okay asshole. A horse and a donkey crossbreeding is at least related species. You freaks who'd screw an orca or dolphin should be killed. Likewise, Pedophile (or Paedophile as some latin purists call it. It's not the accepted spelling, but just as valid is full of corrupt entries by people who think it's okay to rape (or " have mutually consented sex with") a child. Newsflash! Children should not be thinking such disgusting thoughts and it's you freaks that are the problem. Necrophile, or necrphiliac, the scum who dig up corpses and root them, is also corrupted by such scum. I know I wouldn't want my corpse dug up for you to fuck. You can claim it's not hurting people, but it's hurting their relatives. And their memory. And anyone who marks this down, is obviously one of the scum. I may not totally agree with homosexuals. But they're less likely to harm an innocent than any of these freaks. Maybe convert people and irritate them, but real men won't be converted. So it doesn't matter as much. It hurts me saying that, but it's true. So kindly, if you see articles by the freaks aforementioned (not the homos, just the others, unless you really are offended. free speech man.) Vote it the hell down. And any articles against, vote them up. If you have morals you'll do this.And vote this one up so more people become aware of these depraved scum. Thanks, if you read this and agree, only happy to help. Bestiality, Pedophilia, Necrophilia and rape should all be life sentence crimes at least. And anyone who doesn't agree is probably one, so they shouldn't count.

Note that beastiality is a misspelt word.

by Weaselstomper August 25, 2009

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