happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

happy as larry

to be very happy
Australian/New Zealand Slang

when Warney finally got a cold beer, he was happy as larry.

by Laumas September 20, 2006

happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in

Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

happy cry

to be so overwhelmed with joy/positive emotions that you cry.

“mj feels like happy crying every time he talks to bee”

by mj.asfffff June 5, 2021

happy pizza

Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni

Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.

by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014

Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016

key to happiness

Their is no key life's a bitch.

I looked up the key to happiness and I feel much better.

by Learningfordummies101 December 19, 2016