turkey bake

When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.

Yo man you remember that one girl

Yeah, why?

I turkey baked her!

by jcsoloman5000 May 4, 2010

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 14, 2006

Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009

sleep baked

See sleepbaked.

Do you feel ENJOY ? sorry for disturb

by Spaztic December 28, 2003

Bake Sale

A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days

"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!

by Annah11 July 7, 2023

baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.

Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.

by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.

Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.

by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017