Axe- definition= FAX
by Jax Fax Of Genshin Impact March 16, 2021

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

He's a guy you want around you and a soul that is damaged and wants to be around people all the time. He is just one of those people that can change your day and fuck it up at the same time. He makes all the women around him feel affection towards him. Hes the perfect guy...
Guy #1: YOOOO WHOS THAT GUY OVER THERE
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...
by Aquarius1 May 6, 2021

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.
Your mom is a Weed-Axe
by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021

by Megirl164 August 25, 2011

a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.
Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
by coochiedestoryer334 December 23, 2023
