Austin Thornton

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.

fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!

by austinwim August 7, 2011

austin pipeline

An Austin Pipeline is capturing a log of feces. The log is then frozen and subsequently inserted into the rectum of a woman.

Can you stick that Austin Pipeline in my ass?
Let me stick that Austin Pipeline in your ass.

by Lemur225 February 13, 2014

Asstinence

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"

"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."

by DallasSallad May 8, 2015

Austin

He is the best person to be around, he is so funny and kind. At first he is kind of crazy at first but he is charming and amazing. He will make your day and make you laugh till ya puke. Oh I think Austin is so cute and his smile is so beautiful. He’s as athletic as one can get.

Oh I love Austin

by Funsponge January 9, 2019

Austin

An absolute unit. The complete package. He can do it all

Look at Austin. The Bros call him the absolute unit

by TheSophiaRae March 22, 2019

Austin

A nice boy that is very nice to his girlfriend. He is smart, funny,weird,nice,and someone fun to be around. If u ever met an Austin don’t let them go and he will beat u if ur ever rude to him so watch out.

Girl:1 Hey girl what wrong?

Girl:2 Austin likes me.

Girl:1 I used to date Austin well have a great time with him.
Girl:2 I will.

by Kaydre08 June 14, 2019

Austin

He is a very nice, sweet, smart, handsome, looking boy. Don’t ever mess with him though he will beat u and don’t ever let him take over cause slot of things can go wrong.

1Hey do u date Austin girl

2Yes!!

1So happy for u

2Thank u

by Kaydre08 June 14, 2019