auto-balk

When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.

I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Auto Ass

Auto Ass is when you have girls on deck to lay the law down on. Auto coming from having ass already secured before you even see the girl.

We have auto ass at this party we’re gonna get laid

by Kobekilla18 March 1, 2022

auto-gents

no you cannot ask for auto gents mid turn. players must wait

“auto-gents please” is usually asked when players want their two remaining cups to be vertical against the table kissing.

by bignong July 11, 2022

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.

After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens

by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.

Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.

by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio)

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011