When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.
by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Auto Ass is when you have girls on deck to lay the law down on. Auto coming from having ass already secured before you even see the girl.
by Kobekilla18 March 1, 2022

“auto-gents please” is usually asked when players want their two remaining cups to be vertical against the table kissing.
by bignong July 11, 2022

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.
by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"
by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011
