cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Nerfing around

The act of ignoring friends and family due to being addicted to playing with nerf guns.

A: Hey where's your dumbass of a boyfriend?
B: I don't know, he won't quit nerfing around!

by DJ Gumbo December 17, 2012

texting around

like sleeping around through texting. often when a person has a boyfriend/girlfriend and they flirt with other people through texting. Also called textituting

kelsea was in a relationship and was sexually texting around with other boys

by kjcqe April 6, 2012

around the world

Twisting the foreskin of your penis all the way around (360 degrees) and sticking it in someone's vagina.

"Dude, she's a freak. She got me to do an around the world while I was giving her backshots.

by slut for farts October 26, 2020

Rump Around

A Meeting of three or more gay people, with the intention on inserting each others members, into each others anus'.

Steven, Tyler, and Alex, met at the bath house last night in the steam room, and had a good ol' fashion rump around.

by Patty bb May 21, 2009

frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.

These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.

by tuxu January 29, 2017