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applecumdumpster

An apple pie that is served after you have sex with it. A deposit of semen is usually required to complete the recipe.
Also defined as, "A relative of the soggy biscuit, this dilectable treat is created when a male inserts his penis into an apple strudel and climaxes, filling it with monkey custard."
:Our Special today is the applecumdumpster. :That sounds delicious!.. Wait..
by spidermoneyshot November 7, 2010
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Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.
So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.
by Noot Noot July 24, 2011
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apple lips

sweet tasting lips. When a women or man has particulary sugary lips when you kiss them it is known as apple lips. You may usually find that him/her has a sweet tooth and enjoys apples or other fruits that have a lot of nautral sugars.
Example:
Emily: 'hey Gabe'
Gabe: 'hey Emily, wanna kiss'
Emily: 'sure why not?'
-they kiss-
Gabe: 'wow, your lips are so sweet'
Emily: 'yeah I know, search apple lips in the Urban Dictionary. It'll give you the definition of my lips'
Gabe: 'Ok! Your lips are totally apple lips!'
Emily: 'ya know, those aren't the only apple lips I have...'
by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017
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apple fingers

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.
Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.
by Homer from Gnomer December 10, 2017
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Apple

“Apple.”
by Jaynedine February 18, 2018
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Applebapped

Verb; To get completely wasted at an Applebee’s restaurant.
“Dude, you wanna go play basketball?”
“Na man I can’t. I got totally fuggin’ Applebapped last night.”
by Brunola88 March 26, 2018
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Apple Gap

1. The space in between the teeth of a horse, in which the horse holds apples.

2. The spacing along the parade route between successive deposits of 'road apples' behind the horse.
1. The horse holds apples in his apple gap.
2. The apple gap allows the horse a tasty snack during the parade.
by Gruntled91 May 29, 2019
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