hairy anus

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD
by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018
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Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.
by Bill Murray July 20, 2016
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Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023
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Carson Anus

A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos
by DCFads2 October 01, 2019
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Week Anus

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.
by Liverpool Lad July 06, 2010
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Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.
"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"
by cate151 January 28, 2017
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anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
by josh reauz March 17, 2014
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