matthew allen bratton

Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.

A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.

by I lost him April 15, 2020

Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers
Women
And a
Monkey

Allen is really bored is cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Paul Allen

While it was originally used as a name for a character in the movie "American Psycho", the word also got a different interpretation; A person that is better than someone in every way possible. It doesn't matter what it is that is being ranked a 'Paul Allen' will always be better no matter what the circumstance is.

Paul Allen beat me at basketball
He is my Paul Allen (He is better than me in every possible way)

by ThatCrowGuy September 12, 2023

Lewis Allen

The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.

Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*

Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"

by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019

grant allen dorland

a sometimes annoying guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"did you hear what Grant allen dorland did ?"
"Yeah ! He ate a cherry pie"

by cherrry pie June 11, 2018

Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019