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Alex

Last night I had sex with Alex he is the ultimate shagger
by Alextheshagger December 27, 2019
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Alex

Alex is the definition of secsy. Alex is usually a very secsy man that everyone likes. Alex's are short, but that doesnt mean they arent secsy.
by Agalax January 29, 2021
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Alex

all bitches blow him hottest guy ever single rn girls hit up
hey Alex!
by Carrotstick1231 February 16, 2018
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Alex

The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021
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Alex

Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
NNN God: Have you failed No Nut November Yet?
Alex: Failure disgusts me
by SkinnyPenisi69 November 8, 2019
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Alex

A bitch that manipulates her friends. Beware of people called Alex they will destroy your life and blackmail you with whatever they find. She usually is flat but body shames other people, she calls everyone a slut but herself. She has an annoying friend group whom she controls.
John: "That bitch Alex told everyone my crush."
Sally: "Yeah, last time I left her with my stuff, she went through my messages."
by Thathater May 3, 2022
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Alex

A sexy fireman with a good beard and tight ass
Damn, who’s that? They got an absolute dumpy
That’s alex, he double cheeked up
by Mr.chode June 4, 2021
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