National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

Should have been aborted

Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.

"Gugi should have been aborted, as should Katja"

by SLAV THE SLAVE April 6, 2022

spontaneous gay abortion

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.

After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise

by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022

Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.

I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus

by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005

Aboriginal

A proud and beautiful race of the first nations of the great continent of Australia. Centuries of genocide and systematic dismantling of their language, lands and culture have seen them reduced to a being strangers in their own land. A vibrant people with much to offer.

The treatment of Aboriginal people is Australia's greatest shame

by proudancientculture February 7, 2018

An Abortion

A noun used by people who are disgusted by abortions (or not) to call someone in a derogatory manner no matter how much sense it makes.

...and then those abortions, the Red Coats, burned Washington on August 24, 1814.

Whoopi Goldberg is an abortion.

by Anthropology Sux! November 22, 2011