flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

Fact Account

An account on twitter that will say they speak facts about a specific character or series or company, while in reality will just make cum jokes over and over. The most known fact account is Awesome Nintendo Facts on twitter which is known as the main person who started the fact community

Normal person: You own a fact account on twitter?
Guy: yeah, it fucking sucks
Normal person: Whats so bad about talking about something you like?
Guy: Oh contrare

by SomeStupidUser May 21, 2021

NSFW account

Something that only retarded pervy attention-seeking assholes would make. If you're behind this type of account, delete it now and go get a therapy

NSFW accounts should be banned by now

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 27, 2022

Alt Account

An second or alternate account

I have an alt account used for insert what you wanna use it for

by Some_guy_who_has_definitions November 27, 2022

fake account

An account used for trick and extort gullible man. Generally the profile picture is an attractive woman.

I was extorted for a fake account in ܳtwitter.

by barbaroja December 29, 2022

twit face account

Noun. A social networking site account which is usually signed up to by people who don't undertand the consequences of using social networking. eg, posting photos of themselves drunk which could potentially prevent them getting a job.

I'm not signing up to a twit face account. I don't want my details going around the world.

by babooshka_uk August 16, 2011

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

by Mario November 21, 2003