Incest Allen

When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.

Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?

by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022

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Hayden allen

Yo bro can a man borrow a cig. Ye cheers bro. I aint drivin, i might just not go.

Hayden allen you guna get a round in? No oh well

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

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allen jean baptiste

The number one fastest human on earth

Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn

by Amishtago February 28, 2017

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Allenization

The act of completely breaking the unbreakable through pure stupidity, dumb luck, and life's karma. To allenize is to destroy someone else's prized posession, or necessity.

Corey put a quarter in the token only beer machine, and it was completely an act of allenization.

by LMJ726 June 10, 2006

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