Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.
Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick
by Raredog21-69 March 7, 2023
Get the Alicemug. by Adam.pdf December 13, 2024
Get the Alice Elmmug. these r the best friends anyone could ask for and i love them so much <3 (obviously others but these fairy cats are the loml „platonically„
by your nan <3 September 8, 2021
Get the everett, alice, zanna and bethmug. by AncientGeek May 13, 2019
Get the Alicemug. Alice’s tend to be very good at putting on a mask for others and pretending like everything’s fine when it’s not. however she’s also very stubborn and SHES GAYY. Or a little fruity and a very loyal friend.
by helga_swaggyanne1244 November 23, 2021
Get the Alicemug. by Wordjarr January 17, 2024
Get the Sly alicemug.