quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Alcoholic Blackout

Alcoholic Blackout is a term for a memory loss after drinking too much alcohol.People who experience alcoholic blackouts often does not remember anything they did or anything that happen in a period after they start drinking.

Mark: Dude,do you remember last night when you try seduce my mother
Joseph: No,what?

Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout

by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

Alcoholic

That would be you

You’re an alcoholic 🤡

by Picklesandpeanut June 8, 2020

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

motivation alcohol

Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.

Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.

by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020

Alcoholic

Thyson

Thyson is an alcoholic who drinks tequila with limau kasturi

by MFBIJ October 12, 2020