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Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
by Fukstiker February 11, 2012
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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juxta-act

a revolutionary word to encompass the marvelous diversity in life and realities

juxta- : side by side

-act- (-s) (-ed) (-ing) (-ion) : do, exist
Interrupting/rejecting fabricated narratives (i.e., racialized hierarchies) that perpetuate systemic oppression requires radical juxta-action.
by madscience March 24, 2017
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neutrality act

Involved a six-month prohibition on exporting arms to any foreign nations engaged in war.
In 1935,Congress passed the first Neutrality Act.
by NediaMarie May 29, 2017
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crass act

A person who is, basically, anything but class.
The way this guy talks and goes about his life, makes him a crass act.
by ILovePoetry November 3, 2017
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Dog Act

Aaron James Crispino.
Your a Dog Act, AKA Aaron Crispino.
by Morganlladdddllalad June 11, 2018
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The Act Right

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.

Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.

Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE

Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)
The Act Right: A gun.

People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.
by ItsNotCalledFreebreeze January 21, 2019
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