Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.

Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."

by Dong Chung August 27, 2013

Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.

Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.

by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.

Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.

by eve co October 4, 2009