Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023

Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 7, 2023

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Cruise Life

To travel around the world (No matter the transport method) to see new places, experience new things, meet new people and make memories.

I'm going to Cruise Life around Vienna this weekend!

by Jetsetter22 October 4, 2022

Cruise boy

A boy on a cruise who follows girls around until the cruise is over, and then gets their Instagram/Snapchat, and doesn’t stop trying to hit them up for the next week or so.

The girls friends are obsessed with cruise boy, who followed the girl around on a cruise for a whole week.

by Mateito Feito October 24, 2019

cruise class

when a class becomes unproductive and you dont do any work, you just chill and relax.

ho brah, this class is a cruise class, we no need do nawtin.

by rubchar August 17, 2009