The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
by Nutlee January 5, 2011
Get the Balled Shortmug. When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017
Get the Purple shortsmug. Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.
by iiifrediii August 12, 2013
Get the frog shortsmug. Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.
“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”
by lilyd551 December 17, 2020
Get the Shorts takermug. by Dizzardary October 20, 2022
Get the Medium-Shortmug. Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall
by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023
Get the Short napmug. 